Confucius says: Shit happens.
If shit happens, it's not really shit.
If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Why does this shit always happen to us?
This shit happened in my last life, too.
Shit happens cause you don't work hard enough.
Shit happens because you are bad.
What is the sound of one shit happening?
Only happy shit happens.
Shit is in your mind.
Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Let us in and we'll tell you why shit happens.
Let's smoke this shit.
Shit happens, shit happens, shit shit happens happens, Rama rama.